my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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