At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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