just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Drake has all the answers
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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