She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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