doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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