She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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