Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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