I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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