p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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