yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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