so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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