I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
