do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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