So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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