the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
