I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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