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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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