Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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