David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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