U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize