He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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