Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
