You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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