we have officially lost it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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