i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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