I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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