Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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