i can't believe i had my finger in that
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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