quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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