I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
