p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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