Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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