How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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