erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
