walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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