Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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