I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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