How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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