Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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