love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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