your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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