i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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