What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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