Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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