He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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