The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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