New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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