Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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