Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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