You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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