the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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