it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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