I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No subtext here. People are naked.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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