There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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