Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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