I'm drive I can fine osifer
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
