better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
tell me about the fingering
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