No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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