found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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